Welcome to ZmirgNews Shop!
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About ZmirgNews Shop
At Zmirg Shop, we try to make as much damn bread as possible. Our shop was founded in 2017 originally as a laundering scheme by Zmirg News founder, Larry Davis, because nobody was reading our news articles.
We started gaining traction in 2019 from local Zmirganian News Publishings and the local communities, so we turned this into a full business
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