✦ ZMIRG PARTY ANNOUNCES NATIONAL ARNICA FESTIVAL ✦ CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY CELEBRATES 40 YEARS OF STABILITY ✦ DODO BIRD SIGHTINGS INCREASE IN RURAL PROVINCES ✦ REMEMBER: "THOU ZMIRGANIAN SHALL STAY ZMIRG" ✦ WEATHER REPORT: CLEAR SKIES OVER ASGKAN ✦ ZMIRGKUN REMAINS STRONG AGAINST GLOBAL CURRENCIES ✦
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Customs Declaration

State identification required. Minors prohibited.

ACCESS DENIED

YOU DO NOT MEET THE AGE REQUIREMENTS FOR ZMIRGANIAN COMMERCE.

Connection Terminated.

Refined Defense.
Exquisite Curios.

"Security implies elegance."

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Binges McCaugherty
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Nautrei Aktikenspaj

The Art of the Zmirzen

Established in 1986 in the industrious district of Covile, Reeling, Zmirzens ‘n’ Güds stands as a testament to Zmirganian resilience. Born from the legacy of our great founders, Gregory Malgumphrey Ell Bowe III and Zmirgius Zmirgos, our establishment has served the Constitutional Monarchy through decades of stability and prosperity.

In the spirit of Zmirgius Zmirgos XIV, who achieved the impossible by restoring the noble Dodo bird to our shores, we strive to provide goods that defy expectation. From the defense of our homes to the preservation of our culture, we uphold the values of the Zmirg Party and the sanctity of the Zmirgkun.

"Thou Zmirganian shall stay Zmirg and Zmirg to others."

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