Zmirgania's history begins with its discovery in 1656 by Gregory Malgumphrey Ell Bowe III and Zmirgius Zmirgos of Poland.
These explorers established a settlement, bringing 14,789 people over to the land, primarily for trade and agriculture. The initial
province, Zmirg, was founded, marking the start of Zmirganian society. Early Zmirganian history is also marked by conflict,
most notably the Zmirganian-Canadian War of 1672.This war concluded in 1680 with a Zmirganian victory, resulting in the
forced relocation of thousands of Canadian citizens onto a large island called Canadian Prison. This event highlights a theme
of territorial conquest and the establishment of Zmirganian dominance in its early history. The late 17th and early 18th centuries
saw the development of Zmirganian culture and infrastructure. In 1700, Zmirganian scientists developed a mutant tiger, which was
bouncy, trounce, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun and fun. With springs for a tail, it called itself Tigger, and is found in Wudá.
There is even a province named after this animal in Zmirgania - the province of Tiggreton, founded in 1705. The reign of
Zmirgius Zmirgos II, who took over the throne in 1732 after the death of Zmirgius Zmirgos, was marked by a significant national
celebration.

In 1756, he commemorated the country's 100th anniversary by giving every citizen 2,000zK. A land bridge is discovered,
leading to a large peninsula - named Askgan. 1800: "Zmirg Island" is founded, and only people invited by the king can go.
This period illustrates both the expansion of Zmirganian territory and the emergence of social stratification. The early 19th century
was characterized by changes in leadership and political instability. Zmirgius Zmirgos II passed away in 1805 at the age of 75 years old.
His son, Zmirgius Zmirgos III takes over. 1833: The mayor of Slippery City, the governor of Slippery Street and Zmirgius Zmirgos III
are assassinated in a bombing of Zmirg Island 1834: Zmirgius Zmirgos IV, Zmirgius Zmirgos III's son takes over as king and installs
better protection for the country.

Zmirgania operates as a constitutional monarchy, a system that blends traditional monarchy with a constitutionally organized government,
indicating a balance between hereditary leadership and democratic principles. The Zmirg Party is the main political entity in Zmirgania,
and its policies reflect a progressive stance on social and economic issues. The party platform includes the legalization of abortion,
advocating for LGBTQIA+ rights, efforts to end price gouging, and support for new homeowners through start-up initiatives. The
Zmirg Party also supports lowering taxes for the lower class, and raising taxes for the upper class. The official currency of Zmirgania is
the Zmirgkun. The country's legal framework is defined by the Constitution of Zmirgania, which outlines the structure of the
government, the rights of citizens, and the processes for lawmaking and amendments. The constitution includes a preamble that
establishes the goals of the nation, such as justice, domestic tranquility, common defense, general welfare, and liberty. Article I
details the role of the monarchy, specifying that the Monarch must be a natural-born Zmirgian citizen, at least eighteen years old, and swear
an oath or affirmation to support this Constitution. Succession follows primogeniture, with the crown passing to the eldest
legitimate child of the Monarch.

The Monarch's powers include serving as the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Zmirgania. The Monarch shall have the power to
grant pardons and reprieves for offenses against the Kingdom. The Monarch shall have the power to make treaties with foreign powers,
subject to the consent of the Parliament. The Monarch shall appoint ambassadors and other public ministers. The Monarch shall receive
ambassadors and other public ministers. The Monarch shall from time to time give to the Parliament Information of the Province, and
recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient. The Monarch shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed. Article II describes the Parliament, which holds the legislative power and consists of a House of Sheeds and a House of Commons. The Parliament shall have the power to make laws. The Parliament shall have the power to levy taxes. The Parliament shall have the power to declare war. The Parliament shall have the power to appropriate money. Article III establishes the judiciary, headed by the Supreme Court, whose justices are appointed by the Monarch and hold office during good behavior.

Zmirgania's history is also punctuated by a series of conflicts and key events, including a war with Poland. One significant event
in this conflict was the battle of Cicholas in 1889, a clash that underscored the nation's military history and its struggles
with neighboring powers. Beyond these military engagements, Zmirgania's narrative is enriched by the stories of various characters,
some of whom are depicted as villains, while others are portrayed as central figures in the nation's development. Johnathan Lacluso,
born in 1989, is presented as a notorious figure. Described as a troublemaker, he was involved in illegal activities from a young age,
leading to his arrest at 11. He escaped from prison multiple times, committed violent crimes, and was eventually killed in 2022. Jerry
Fleischmann, an Indonesian man, is noted for assaulting Zmirgius Zmirgos XVIII. Larry is an ex-inhabitant of the Canadian Prison territory
owned by Zmirgania to contain wild Canadians who escaped in 2004 Larry is a worldwide threat i. He has no remorse for his actions
He would punch you if he could. Nobody knows what he looks like Other alleged villains include Papa Smurf, who is implicated in illegal
activities, and Darnell Simmonsmier, described as an evil leprechaun. Lerremiah Marsupulate, a serial killer, was killed by Chicken
Shaniqua and the Fuzz-Juggler Force in 1999.

The narrative also focuses on key personalities. Chicken Shaniqua, born in 1968, is a central character who graduated with a Master's
Degree in Law and joined the Fuzz-Juggler Force, eventually becoming the Lead Gookenator of the Agency. Hee is portrayed as a
significant figure, having built Shaniqua Incorporated in the 2000s and starring in films and TV series. Garth Wallace, born in 1963,
is an actor and politician who began working with Chicken Shaniqua in 2006. Heremiah Crackelpeen, born in 1978, founded the
Relichan Church and later collaborated with Shaniqua Incorporated. Bucket, created in Poland in 1889, is a unique character who
escaped a factory explosion and became part of Chicken Shaniqua Incorporated in 2008. Keonard O'Connell, a complicated figure from
Zmirganian history, and other members of the Fuzz-Juggler Force, such as Spaghetti Noodle Sam, Water Buffalo Joe, and Gargantuan Smeaver are also important.

Zmirgania possesses a distinct linguistic identity, with Zmirganian recognized as the official language. This language employs
a modified Latin alphabet and follows a Verb-Object-Subject word order, setting it apart from the more common Subject-Verb-Object
structure found in English. Zmirganian exhibits agglutinative tendencies, where words are formed by adding suffixes and prefixes
to a base. This is particularly evident in its verb conjugations and noun pluralization. The language features a rich system
of verb conjugation, indicating tense, aspect, and mood, and a comprehensive pronoun system that includes personal, possessive,
and objective forms. Question formation in Zmirganian is complex, with question words inflected for tense and person. The vocabulary of Zmirganian is a mix of invented words and words that appear to have roots in Slavic languages, lending it a unique lexical character.